You'll have to forgive me this little vagary on my normal posting. Allow me to elaborate.
25 years ago I used to do a lot of babysitting, and one of the families had the following poem on the wall in their downstairs toilet. I managed to take a copy of it, and then with the change of computer, lost it.
I've been looking online for YEARS to find another one - yet it's not out there. In having a clear out of ancient paperwork that I've been trawling around with me for the last ten years, I came across a printed copy - YAY! It seems to be a Victorian poem, but I've added six lines at the bottom to bring it up to date. I'm putting it up here on my blog because I feel it needs to be out there on the web for everyone else to share, as it's nicer than the others I've seen (like Willy, Willy, Harry, Stee)!